Title: 30 Mad Things Only Nigerians Do When It’s a New Month – You’re Definitely Guilty of #9!
Happy New Month Fam! π
We don’t play with new months in Naija — it’s not just a new page on the calendar, it’s a whole fresh start, another shot at the bag, and let’s be honest... one more month to dodge village people. π
Whether you’re sending those "it's my turn to succeed" broadcasts or just quietly planning to soft-life your way into the new month, this post is dedicated to YOU — the ultimate survivor, goal-getter, and full-time hustler repping the 234. π³π¬πͺ
So grab a zobo, adjust your data plan, and let’s dive into 30 wild, iconic, and totally Nigerian things we do once the clock hits midnight on a new month!
1. Broadcast Warriors
You know them. They send the same “Happy New Month” message to 500 people — including that ex they said they blocked.
2. Prayer Bombs
"As you dey read this message, favor will locate you!" — Na who no get data no go receive blessing?
3. Fresh Resolutions Again?
"This month, I must start gyming" — meanwhile shawarma dey your hand.
4. Twitter Soft Lifers
Posting quotes like “Protect your peace” but dragging their ex in the replies.
5. New Month, Same Wahala
But we still dey move like millionaires. Na mindset!
6. “God, this month, let alert enter”
A universal Nigerian prayer. Even atheists dey join this one.
7. That Salary that Entered and Left Same Day
Just vibes and minus balance.
8. New Month = New Vibez Playlist
Burna, Ayra, Asake. You go hear “I go dey for you” until your crush still ignores you.
9. That Sudden Motivation to Cut Off Toxic People
Lmao, but you’re the toxic one, Queen.
10. New Month, New Love Interest
Last month’s talking stage? Ghosted. This one go last (hopefully).
11. Everyone Suddenly Becomes Deep
People start typing like philosophers: "New month, new energy, new dimensions." Please rest.
12. Entrepreneurs on Speed Dial
Every group chat: "Promo ends today! New month deals!" Relax abeg.
13. Personal Rebranding 101
Changing display pictures, deleting old tweets, and writing “DM closed unless it’s business.”
14. The Sudden Need to Travel
Even if it’s just to Lekki, suddenly wanderlust go choke.
15. Vibe Check Friends
"How are you entering this month?" Like say na VIP club.
16. Emergency Fasting & Prayers
3 days dry fast to cast last month’s demons. Hunger go humble you.
17. Monthly Motivational Podcasts
You play them while doing nothing they said.
18. “I’m manifesting wealth this month”
Yes, but you still dey owe food plug from May.
19. Random Midnight Gratitude Posts
"Grateful for the lessons" — Sis, your phone got stolen last week.
20. The Rebirth Caption Queens
"She who rose from the ashes." You just dey change hairstyle.
21. Suddenly Everyone is “Booked and Busy”
Even if it’s only laundry and MTN center, activity must show.
22. Calendar Girl Posts
"Welcome June, be good to me" with Canva template and flowers.
23. That Urge to Block Your Ex (Again)
New month, new peace. Until you unblock them on the 4th.
24. Free Data Giveaways (With Hidden Agendas)
"RT for 1GB" — but the person dey find babe.
25. Selfie Flooding Day
Instagram go choke with all your March pictures recycled as new month fresh start.
26. Impulsive Goals Setting
"This month, I’m learning Japanese." Baba, you never finish Duolingo Yoruba.
27. Decluttering Mode Activated
You delete 400 chats, but still go reply that one ex.
28. Genz Z Therapy Sessions
Tweeting like a therapist: "Healing is not linear." But you still dey sub people indirectly.
29. Day 1 Journal Entries
"Dear June, please be kind." Even your diary dey roll eye.
30. The Undying Hope
Despite the wahala, we enter every month with strong faith, soft vibes, and wild dreams. Because we’re Nigerians — and we move!
In Conclusion:
If you’ve done even one of these this new month — you’re officially certified Naija! π
Happy New Month once again — May this June surprise us with good news, good vibes, good money, and small miracles every week. Amen!
Now go share this with your people, post your own number, and let’s laugh through this month together like we always do. π₯³
Naija Nomad – where the cruise never ends.
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